For the
past three decades my kingdom has not shed any blood nor did any of my men lost
their soul. I have conquered twenty-eight countries with a strong hand and
triumphed every war that occurred. In the result of this accomplishment, we
must celebrate in The Grand Royal Palace.
The Grand Royal Palace will have
china to its finest, gold goblets, and platinum flatware by each setting. The
walls will have smooth red cushions with African Black wood framed around it and
a five-carat diamond pressed at the center. The cathedra will be soft as a white
cloud. Every detail will be spectacular and astonishing.
You will be delivered with unique and
exclusive entertainment from orchestras to famous singers, magicians to
daredevils, and dance shows to fireworks. I can assure that every type of
amusement will be performed to the greatest potential. This event will be memorable
for ages.
We will feast on White Truffle and Gold
Pizza, Zillion Dollar Lobster Frittata, and A5 Kobe Strip Steak. You will be served
wine that matches your age. Each person shall have a personal butler serving
them anything their heart and eyes desire.
Every craftsman, decorator, artist,
baker, vintner, farmer, and chef who is under my kingdom shall be prepared to
put all their efforts in the perpetration of this celebration. Everyone must
wear the proper dress code given by The Knights. Anyone who cannot afford the
proper clothing, bath, or grooming, will be provided with these services.
The occasion will be commenced as the
annual trumpets blow on the first of the first month. Everyone, distant or
near, shall and must be present in The Grand Royal Palace. Any person who
disobeys the decree of the king shall surely be put to death, hanged in the
gallows.
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